OMfg i was in starbucks and i saw this girl with pink hair and a shirt with an inverted cross on it and i hissed “hipster blogger” and she hissed back because she was actually a snake haha what’s a SNAKe doing in star bucks? i only have 60 followes
babies are so cute and dumb aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
Someone at the Wisconsin Humane Society is really good at naming cats.
yeah but i’m the best damn complete fucking mess there ever was
i might be a complete fucking mess but at least i’m a smart rad adorable mess
i have no idea what you’re talking about but i wanna say yes
- teacher: why are you late again?
- me: *shreds sick guitar solo*
- teacher: \m/
apparently 4:30am on a wednesday is not a very popular time on tumblr.com
a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. it’s a pretty cool bar. bill murray is there.
me: whatever. *continues to ball*